Awesomeness is a Utah Football game

Over the past 3 years Utah Football has held a special place in my heart, my weekends, and my wallet. And throughout those years many a stupid comment have been made at those games and immediately mocked. And although we do not know the names of all or any of the men and/or women who have contributed to these wonderful mockeries we salute them by remembering them here.

(not all were actually at the football games, but were during football season and therefore deemed appropriate to share at this time, most likely I should add stuff here to make it look as though there is a ton of legal jargon such as some therefores, hereafters, hences, in light ofs, and etc.'s this will totally give this blog the advantage over anyone taking from it what I deem as its rightful property, and or content that is personal but not personal enough to keep to myself I suppose. Ok if you are still reading this section of the post and have not figured out that it is totally just here to waste your time than you are seriously dumber than I thought, you probably keep your hand on the mouse the entire time you read this too, even if you aren't scrolling or using the mouse it gives you some sort of comfort to keep it in your hand (thats what she said) even if you don't need it, so seriously move on to the next section of this post because I really don't want to insult you more than I have to. honestly guys i didn't want to have to type this much and my fingers are starting to get tired and my back already hurts from landscaping duty and would you just stop reading this section so that I can move on to the meat that is therein. Thank you! oh and if you copy any of this stuff I'll sue you or whatever).

1. Hey AJ, I do have cash

2. You guys know that this is the line to the ATM right?

3. Have you seen my alkihol?

4. Worst quarterback ever!

5. Grady, Grady, Grady!

6. I'm allergic to water!

7. Red Flag!

8. The ref beats his mom!

9. Hey! The ref beating his mom is no business of yours, and is really rude!

10. Crazy Lady!