Mac Daddy!!!

Yesterday I received by Fedex delivery the prize of all prizes, the treat of all treats, and yes it is technically Christmas in August for me so it ought to be the prize of all prizes right? As I pulled my special prize out of the box and turned it around in my hands the beauty of it surpasing any expectation that I had ever had, the sleek white casing and the emblem upon the top with light gleeming through it only added to the splender. I opened it for the first time taking in its new plastic smell as I laid my fingers on the keys for the first time a chill went through me, that's right I purchased my very first apple computer, I purchased a MacBook! I have converted to the mac world and after playing with my mac all day at school yesterday I don't think I'll ever regret it! For all of you contemplating the change, I would highly recommend it! HIGHLY! Thanks babe for letting me have Christmas in August... oh and Thanks Santa Clause!

Back In Red - The Best of Justin!

I may lose my best friend from this post, so everyone better enjoy it!

Awesomeness is a Utah Football game

Over the past 3 years Utah Football has held a special place in my heart, my weekends, and my wallet. And throughout those years many a stupid comment have been made at those games and immediately mocked. And although we do not know the names of all or any of the men and/or women who have contributed to these wonderful mockeries we salute them by remembering them here.

(not all were actually at the football games, but were during football season and therefore deemed appropriate to share at this time, most likely I should add stuff here to make it look as though there is a ton of legal jargon such as some therefores, hereafters, hences, in light ofs, and etc.'s this will totally give this blog the advantage over anyone taking from it what I deem as its rightful property, and or content that is personal but not personal enough to keep to myself I suppose. Ok if you are still reading this section of the post and have not figured out that it is totally just here to waste your time than you are seriously dumber than I thought, you probably keep your hand on the mouse the entire time you read this too, even if you aren't scrolling or using the mouse it gives you some sort of comfort to keep it in your hand (thats what she said) even if you don't need it, so seriously move on to the next section of this post because I really don't want to insult you more than I have to. honestly guys i didn't want to have to type this much and my fingers are starting to get tired and my back already hurts from landscaping duty and would you just stop reading this section so that I can move on to the meat that is therein. Thank you! oh and if you copy any of this stuff I'll sue you or whatever).

1. Hey AJ, I do have cash

2. You guys know that this is the line to the ATM right?

3. Have you seen my alkihol?

4. Worst quarterback ever!

5. Grady, Grady, Grady!

6. I'm allergic to water!

7. Red Flag!

8. The ref beats his mom!

9. Hey! The ref beating his mom is no business of yours, and is really rude!

10. Crazy Lady!

Olympic Observations!

A response to Justin's Post:

1. You either have to eat an extreme amount of food to be an incredible swimmer, or not eat any food to be an incredible diver. Phelps takes in 8,000 to 10,000 calories a day and then swims it off in the water, however Wang Xin hardly eats anything at all and is quoted as saying that she "doesn't like to eat" she's 4.5 feet tall and weighs probably 60 to 70 pounds! If Mr Smee was around he'd say, "there was no splash cap'n"

2. If you wanna be super buff then you should do gymnastics, but there is a draw back, you have to wear a leotard and run the risk of being called a fag... worth it? Well I'd rather be viewed as straight.

3. If you're balding and you don't want anyone to see it... than you can always wear a hat. But if you are really self conscious about it you may not want to play beach volleyball, hats fall off a lot.

4. Men's Synchronized Springboard is cool.... What I... I meant... its gay... GAY!! Ok I'm not gay or nothing but it is cool, although if one guy jumps off his left foot shouldn't the other guy have to jump off his left foot? I'm just going by the dictionaries definition of synchronized which is: to go on, move, operate, work, etc., at the same rate and exactly together. I mean come on!!! If you can spin the same way and at the same time then freaking jump of your left foot together!

5. BMX racing is an Olympic sport!?

6. People actually watch full length marathons??? Thank goodness for DVR!!!! Thoughts while fast forwarding were: "A marathon huh? wonder how much footage they cut out of these things, look at them run, well jog is probably a better word for it, they're still running, yep there they are still running, oh for heavens sake go to commercial!!! will you just end the stupid marathon is there nothing else you can show us but people running forever! Yes they made it to the track, why are they running around the track now? ok the race is over we just watched them run for 3 hours do we really need to watch the victory lap? Please make it stop!!!